The Road  

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US Report on Global Climate Change  

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Download it here.

Press Conference (1 hr):



This is horrifying. In the conference they mention that businesses and the government are already building with rising sea levels in mind, i.e. less coastal development, higher walls.

I'll never go to Boston  

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Are these bitches out of their minds?

Pets who look like celebrities, courtesy of the city of Boston.

The Boss' Cute Dog  

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It's a Westie puppy:



Want  

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Yan Can Sell Knives  

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Martin Yan was in Millbrae last week, and man can he sell books. All he did throughout his entire cooking demonstration was talk about how great his knife was, which should be irritating, but he's such a fucking brilliant guy, that he convinced everyone that he was just kidding, and they bought it anyway. He also deboned a chicken in 18 seconds:



I guess he gives these knives out for Christmas, too. I wonder how many he has, and when I get to sell my own pair of drum sticks.

California Academy of Sciences  

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I went to the Academy of Sciences with my mom and Stephanie for my mom's birthday, which is always pretty cool, expect for the poisonous spiders they keep there. Don't they know that all black widows want to do is bite you?? Anyway, saw lots of cool fish.


Octopus losing his shit in a little touchpool tank:



Some people checking out the tropical fish aquarium:



The majestic lumpsucker puttering around like a lost paddleboat:

And just because: